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Good.
It's more like "momma."
Well, Monkey...
and that's why Evan's out.
Oh, my God.
I mean, we're animals. We're more animals than animals.
All it needs is you.
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-This is your wife? -Yup.
He kicks, I shoot.
is going against your own nature.
Sorry, I was just being honest.
I like building up the anticipation.
She sees a hot girl and chases after her.
Yeah, I mean, like, seriously,
You've proved your point.
We're not animals.
Shut the fuck up, both of you right now!
You're murderers.
Yeah, why, Evan?
I have evidence.
I mean, "tonight" for the super-secret party.
-Everybody packed? -Yeah.
Oh, my God!
Please. Please.
Wanna go for a little ride?
Wow.
I think it's a little late for an ambulance, Evan.
The Gregorys?
I'm crazy about you.
Bread
I'll get your clothes.
No, help! Help!
You can't run away from us, Daddy.
He tripped, it's his fault.
We've been walking around for, like, 20 minutes.
Come on, where is it, Daddy?
Look closely. So you'll remember us.
Bel, Bel, untie me, please?
What's the proper punishment for a pedophile?
Oh, my God.
Doggy style, Belly!
But you were keeping secrets from us, Evan.
Mmm-mmm. No, I'll take care of it. Don't worry.
Is it a Father's Day present for Daddy?
Jim and I are going to drive up for the opening
Oh, my fucking God!
Please don't tell Karen.
Where do you think you're going, Evan?
Are you religious?
Oh!
No one's fucking home! We tried every house!
We really don't want to go to a party soaking wet.
he's not only an architect but also a DJ,
Fuck me, Daddy!
I trusted you both, how could you fuck my wife?
I can drive out there.
-Louis... -See you, kids.
-Bullshit. -Thirty seconds. Go! Go!
How about covered in her lipstick?
Untie him, Belly.
Go!
No! Please!
A game? A game?
100 yards?
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Yeah. Excuse me.
I love you, Daddy.
Is that your final answer?
Well, you guys picked an awesome location.
- What happened? - Evan!
You came to my house! You came to me!
- Right, kids? - Right.
Why did you do that, Reagan?
Please. Please, don't do this.
-What are you doing? -Much better.
That's a statement.
Just tell me. How much do you want?
Well, it's okay. I have no complaints.
I'm an architect.
Shit!
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Even calling your family and telling them everything you did to us?
Okay, man in the middle!
What the fuck are you doing?
Evan, I have something to confess.
Let's change, I feel gross.
Well, everything's online now, so...
Doggy style, Belly!
Bye, Monkey.
Call 911!
Especially when you're only there for 24 hours.
God! I can't hear! I can't hear!
Which way is MOMA?
I'm so sorry, it was warmer here.
-That would be awesome. -Rice?
Daddy, don't forget to send all your party pix on Instagram.
Daddy?
Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where Evan is?
Chilean, actually.
If you promise to behave, I'll take out the gag.
-You like it? -I love it.