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Fifteen gets you 20, right?
How do you know about that?
Give it to him!
I'll tell them.
Hey please stop what’s wrong give it phone
and you never get to see your family again?
How is that even possible?
Who's there?
Oh, you guys...
drinks are on the house and they pay you for it.
Whatever!
Disappear or you're fucking dead.
Fucking Crazy Bitch
We got you good.
There we go. You look pretty.
Looks like it's just me and you, kid.
Ready or not? Here we come!
One, two, three!
Yes. -Have you packed the chainsaw?
-Bye. -Bye, Daddy.
I don't appreciate your tone of voice.
I am, I am.
No, I didn't. It was all their idea.
--What the fuck are you doing?
It's not exactly MOMA...
Mom, can Louis come to the beach with us?
What the fuck did y'all do?
-Genesis. -Genesis.
I don't need her therapy anymore, it's healing.
I don't own a gun, I don't shoot people.
She started composing when she was 13.
God! God!
I'll go get you some.
I told you that he was going the wrong way.
Welcome to America's favorite game show,
This is amazing.
Look at his face.
You're leaving. Now.
Mariah Phil
I told you he'd believe it.
Sure, sure. Um...
It's almost dry though.
I said knock-knock.
she's the real deal.
But first,
And filthy.
Shit!
Had you gotten to this before us
Guys, I have your clothes, they're pretty much dry.
He can make anything disappear.
Oh, I don't mind.
Oh, I almost forgot. Yes, your phone.
Yeah, you know he loves the beach.
-Surprise! -Surprise!
So you haven't been with anyone else in all those years?
We don't want to impose.
Yeah, ah, barely.
It's just...
Now we have to punish you.
Okay.
When I'm with a guy, I want him to have the time of his life.
because then this'll help.
so I don't have to think about it, you know?
Daddies.
I told Vivian tomorrow at 2:00.
She's beautiful. You're a lucky guy.
It had nothing to do with them.
Louis! Shh!
And then we're gonna go see Monkey, okay?
I'm a good person.
We can forget this ever happened.
Fuck me! Fuck me!
Get the fuck away from me!
Thank you so much, Evan.
This is fucking sick!
Do not move!
I got it all under control. You have a good weekend at the beach.
But the lifeline is a phone call.
Genesis, please, this is crazy, untie me!
I will. I love you.
But when you took off my clothes,
-I know this is so random. -It's fine.
then at that stupid party we were supposed to go to.
Help me! Help me!
It's really a hobby now, I haven't had a real gig in years.
-Open it! Open it! Open it! -Open it! Open it! Open it!
All right, I'm coming in,
Monster surprised?
You fucked me! You fucked me!
Shh!
Still, it's extremely fragile and I don't trust those movers
I mean, are you... Are you in school or something?
Wish me happy birthday. I turn 22 next week.
Say goodbye to Monkey.
Argh!
Wow, those were some really long commercials.