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Okay.
-We made you breakky. -I'm not hungry.
This is like...
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
She doesn't love you the way I do.
There you have it.
Can you give us a ride?
Really?
It's just sex. We're all adults here.
Oh, my God!
Hey, Louis!
This is fucking serious!
then you find the blend.
Gracias, Louis.
-You're different from the others. -Yeah.
I only did that to Mommy
Is this the last one?
Haven't you ever made a mistake?
We were gonna spend Father's Day there, but, uh, work happened.
Do you believe in destiny, Evan?
Enjoy!
And I'm not planning on taking a shower.
Hey, you're alive.
Unlike that fucking starfish we work with. Ugh.
And your business ruined
Untie him.
I'm here to heal,
No!
Thanks.
Yeah.
Let's face it, Evan. You're a monster.
Yeah, I certainly am.
What?
That long?
I promise we'll finish this as soon as I get back.
you'll just fuck anything, you'll just fuck anything!
-What's the address? -His name's Evan.
Guys, the car's outside.
Baby, I get it. Don't stress.
Oh, my God. That's so cool!
Let's get out of here.
That's correct.
Bel! Stop, please!
Whore!
Please.
Oh, my God, you're like a MythBuster.
Ashley's online.
-Vivian, please. -I... Don't.
What are you doing!
911, what's your emergency?
Where we give the audience what they want!
Hey, it's our little secret.
-He's okay now. -Where is he?
Tell that to your shoulder.
Yeah, like the beginning of time.
What a clever way to hide this from the kids, Evan!
What's that?
Mr. Webber?
I'm gonna tell the driver that you're coming out.
Okay.
-Why would Evan do this? -She said it wasn't us.
This is gonna be your little fucking head, you fucking cheater!
You've been a very bad boy, Evan!
You don't wanna lose an ear.
Well, you don't look that dangerous.
We want you to be comfy, Evan.
Come on, any guy that ripped
This is what you did to your family.
Okay! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Please.
-Yes. -Excuse me.
Really?
What would your wife say if we told her everything we did last night?
I'll go get Genesis.
But you know what? It's your life.
Last night had nothing to do with my family.
Statutory rape, Evan.
You're a good little girl!
possibly three.
-I love you. -No!
Don't you, Evan?
He's back at the beach.
"Just tell me. How much do you want?"
-No fucking way. -I can't believe you're 43.
I see you've met Monkey.
458 Canter.
What do you want?
-Evan? -Oh, Evan?