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-Hi. -Hi.
Daddy?
Oh!
You're the fucking whore!
-Cheating Evan. -Cheating Evan who?
it kinda dries it out.
Thank you.
You are hot.
Let their kids play here if you're a convicted pedophile?
No!
Oh, no!
An architect and an artist.
Fuck me like you fuck your little daughter!
Fuck me, Daddy!
She was, uh, she was born in Barcelona.
Uh yeah, why?
-Morning, Daddy. -Evan! Evan!
Knock Knock was made in 2015.
You like how it fits me, Daddy?
Uh, okay.
You're not gonna get out and say bye?
We saw that in a movie, Evan.
Oh, my God,
28, 27...
- Go!
They're so pretty.
but now he's okay.
Assuming they got the color right this time.
You know you really should be more careful with Facebook.
We'll be back after this commercial break.
I can try and fix it.
Send our love to Karen and the kids!
You sure? I feel like such an idiot.
Please.
Yeah, I'm sure she was a poor helpless 25-year-old.
I know two ghetto ass hos when I see 'em!
No. No, no, no.
-Thank you. -Thank you, that's nice.
Hello!
24, 23, 22...
Bye, Evan.
-Are you sure? -Yeah.
What was I supposed to do?
Oh, fuck.
Genesis, please don't point that at me.
if I ever see your fucking lying face again.
Not everyone would just let two total strangers into their house these days.
He knows that.
Hello?
Sorry. We had to try one.
My wife loves her, Fran Valenzuela.
I'm a good father.
If I were you,
That's irresponsible parenting.
It's Aunt Karen's stuff, we wouldn't go near it.
...God!
these two cute little girls can put you behind bars
Holaaaa Me gusta el pito
I'm not cutting it.
Hey, guys, hot off the presses.
Help! Please somebody, help!
Knock-knock!
Bye, Daddy.
Let's go!
Like me?
I have a lot of work to do this weekend.
Please! Please!
Yeah, I mean, we've never seen one of these before.
No, no. It's exactly what I think!
We'll be back after a message from our sponsors.
Wow! Chocolate with sprinkles!
-You like it? -I love it.
Where's your wife?
Really? Oh.
It's been awhile.
-Okay, okay. -Cake! Cake! Cake!
-Oh! -Bye!
Please, Genesis!
Never.
Go ahead, talk.
Yeah?
I know I can take the both of you.
An insane collection.
Yeah, but with the kids and my exhibition
-She made all these? -Yeah.
Humans are the only species that practice monogamy.