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You're like Major Lazer!
Here.
Bel, I'll do whatever you want.
My favorite.
So Evan, did we hurt your shoulder?
Hang on, I'll get you an iPad and some towels.
Most of what you see is hers.
The game hasn't started yet.
We want to make breakky for you every morning.
Monster made kids disappear.
- Rome.
Untie me.
-Bye, Monkey. -Night-night, Monkey.
but could you please tell us where the Gregorys live?
you can't pick up your kids from prison.
Wow. We're like, far.
Ah, genius.
So where'd you come in from?
-Scream all you fucking want! -Help me!
All you have to do is answer the question, Evan.
at 1:30 in the morning.
Close the door. Close the door.
She's at the beach with my kids.
You're gonna kill me?
Yes?
You really make the most of it.
Cause you're gonna go deaf in about 10 seconds from now.
Poor Evan, we'll keep you company!
Fucking whores!
-Next question. -Genesis.
will Evan have to pick up his kids?
Fuck me like you fuck Mommy!
What's the point of this?
Honey. I'm sorry for what I'm gonna tell you.
Don't you want to come in and meet my mom?
We were inspired from last night. Remember?
It's called "To Catch a Predator."
Look at all this shit.
I love this album. You have good taste.
Please stop!
I mean...
Get back inside.
Nobody fucking move!
Remember that night when we were all alone
Nothing's off limit, sexually.
Why, Evan?
No! No! Stop!
The rain.
You killed him!
They're crazy!
Trust me, it's the only reliable way.
About what?
Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop please
Maybe Ashley's on Facebook chat?
I'm not looking, so excuse me.
-Oh, no! -Yeah.
Ten seconds.
You two live together?
Twenty minutes away.
Well, it used to be my job.
Don't you want to fuck your little girl again?
Mr. Webber!
Why? Why! Because I fucked you?
"Bless You."
But really, I can't. Please, get dressed.
--I was a DJ.
Run! Run! Monster's coming!
You have so many records.
I'm having a way better time here
Oh, my God, you are all alone on Father's Day.
Well, if we don't find you by sunrise,
Obviously, you're with Uncle Evan.
I'd offer you a hand, but all I can lift is this coffee.
I'll be outside!
-Two. -Do it!
No matter who they are.
Yeah, I'm sure he will.
-Come here. -The car's outside.
She's really talented.
None.
Belly! Belly! Catch! Catch!
Starfish! Husbands! You don't give a fuck,
I want to see it.
-Happy Father's Day! -Happy Father's Day!
Castration?
Shh.
Correct answer is death.
Everywhere.