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Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]

TV-PG ComedyRomance
 

Claire goes through great lengths to organize a family portrait. Gloria and Phil have an awkward moment while taking Manny and Alex to a Lakers game. Cameron becomes a wedding singer, and Jay has to help Luke with a school project.

#1
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
Uh, to the right. To the right.
#2
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
No. What did- What did you do? Now two people are dirty.
#3
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
♪♪ [Speakers: Rock] [Cheering]
#4
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
Okay. So you are angry. Mitchell, I get it.
#5
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
The whole extended family, all dressed in white,
#6
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
and my mom wrung its neck, and we had it for dinner.
#7
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
And I'm thankful for that every day.
#8
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
♪ We don't need any milk ♪
#9
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
I actually stop and say, "Oh, you know what,
#10
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
Luke walks over there, Hurt Locker style...
#11
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
[Crowd Cheering]
#12
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
Dad, Mom saw you on TV. You're dead.
#13
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
I think that's her cousin. Hello?
#14
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
If you would've come with me to the wedding, none of this would have happened.
#15
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
Huh? I brought my own snacks.
#16
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
Well, I would've blown the money on flowers anyway. They're saving me a step.
#17
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
Yes. "I like chocolate, I like fruit, but not together."
#18
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
Not us. What's wrong with you?
#19
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
- [Line Ringing] - [Claire] Okay, here we go. How funny is this!
#20
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
♪ Ave, ave dominus ♪
#21
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
Awesome.
#22
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
♪♪ [Cello]
#23
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
I have been hired to sing at a wedding this weekend.
#24
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
If I can have the little ones down front- You know what, sir?
#25
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
 
Kill me now. What?