Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
# And he's shining a salute to the American race #
In the future, you live in a cheap motel and drive a Pontiac Fiero.
How did you get this? Who are you?
L've only gotten 19 D.U.I.'s in it.
I am not your secretary.
# I can tell what's goin' on #
because right before our wedding, my wife had warm-up sex with another man!
And if she's not my daughter, why would I care?
- It's pretty heavy stuff, man! - Shut it!
- What do you know about ecstasy? - Only that you created it.
L... might not be Hayley's father?
Here, I'll set you up, Mom.
and one of Hayley's kidneys died!
That all may be true...
Nice to meet you. What's your tattoo say?
Mr. and Mrs. Smith, bad news.
Francine, you raised a lightweight.
- You still have that? - Yeah, it's my good-luck car.
Not tucking my tank top into my underwear. That's for sure.
You and I had sex three days after I was with him.
Hold on, Stan. There's a good chance Hayley is your daughter.
Baby, would you like to sit down?
They called her "The Kidney Killer"...
The environment, health care, favorite fast-food mascot.
Give me the name of someone from your past.