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Give me the name of someone from your past.
The environment, health care, favorite fast-food mascot.
L... might not be Hayley's father?
I am not your secretary.
Francine, you raised a lightweight.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith, bad news.
# And he's shining a salute to the American race #
Here, I'll set you up, Mom.
Cryptic!
- It's pretty heavy stuff, man! - Shut it!
Baby, would you like to sit down?
That all may be true...
In the future, you live in a cheap motel and drive a Pontiac Fiero.
Not tucking my tank top into my underwear. That's for sure.
You and I had sex three days after I was with him.
Hold on, Stan. There's a good chance Hayley is your daughter.
and one of Hayley's kidneys died!
- What do you know about ecstasy? - Only that you created it.
And if she's not my daughter, why would I care?
They called her "The Kidney Killer"...
because right before our wedding, my wife had warm-up sex with another man!
L've only gotten 19 D.U.I.'s in it.
Nice to meet you. What's your tattoo say?
How did you get this? Who are you?
- You still have that? - Yeah, it's my good-luck car.
# I can tell what's goin' on #