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and buy her bunnies and run over her bunnies...
- Look at you understanding time travel. - We have to fix this.
I'm just now finding out my daughter might not even be mine.
which I will hold on to.
it was the biggest mistake I ever made.
A down payment for all the night retainers she lost.
Your insurance is terrible.
that could get me wasted enough to sleep with that guy.
Whoa-whoa-whoa. Think about it.
Mom, Kelly lives in D.C. You should "friend" her.
and they make you think it's healthy, but it just makes you fat.
That's my stationery, my handwriting.
I forbid you to locate Kelly Wilk!
It's the Web site you go to when you're done yanking it.
Hayley and I have never agreed on a single thing.
Good-bye, Joe. I'll always remember that trip we took to the anus.
- Sounds like a really good salad. - Yeah, it's the best salad ever.
Sure, I'm game.
# I like my bands in business suits #
Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
and-and go to her school plays...
He'll turn on some Huey Lewis, and then cut the damn thing out with a rusty keyhole saw.
If it fails, she dies.
Ooh!