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When I was a kid, we called him the Ham-booger.
You make me sick!
# Good morning, U.S.A. #
Here, let me wipe your seat off for you.
Says here on your mom's Facebook page that Hayley's kidneys have failed.
I don't know what I was thinking. I can't do this!
Like me and my coffeemaker, I tell you what.
Oh, Kelly, this is my daughter, Hayley.
I'm Robbie!
Hey, she's getting married. She's not interested.
Before you can react, a man in a ski mask will tie you to a chair...
I gotta say, Francine.
Oh, my God. That's Kelly!
Up-Update. Updating iTunes.
I was freaking out that my life was changing.
Cryptic!
Can you ever forgive me?
Hey, you want to see a real Pontiac Fiero?
who will never become a ghoulish mummy with bird-like appendages.
Hey, you kind of look like him, except older and fatter.
Come on in. You're safe here.
I did too create ecstasy!
So do you want to have sex with me, or-
because she made people party so hard their kidneys would shut down.
Dave's been partying for four days straight.
- Okay, we believe you. - So you're in?