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Mallrats (1995)

R ComedyRomance
 

Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall.

#1
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 37.412
You dumb bastard! It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.
#2
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 35.565
Focus. That's what I was thinking.
#3
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 34.264
A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead.
#4
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 33.288
Oh, you have a third nipple?
#5
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 33.050
I would've been a sexy chick.
#6
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 32.444
Really? It's the third nipple that does it.
#7
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 32.078
Trust me, true believer.
#8
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 30.937
That kid is back on the escalator again!
#9
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 30.724
You fucker!
#10
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 30.511
<i>Who's your favorite New Kid?</i>
#11
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 29.842
Oh, shit!
#12
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 29.659
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
#13
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 29.626
do you get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit?
#14
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 28.965
Everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. We gotta go.
#15
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 28.708
<i>Yeah. Call me Donnie. Come on. Oh, girl.</i>
#16
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 28.363
Now Hartford, the Whale?
#17
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 28.165
<i>Boy Wonder? I'm all man, lady!</i>
#18
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 27.913
You fuckers think just 'cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?
#19
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 27.867
T.S. Quint, Tricia Jones. They call her Trish the Dish.
#20
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 27.508
<i>Hey, what about me? Gil, just shut the fuck up!</i>
#21
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 27.298
I love the smell of commerce in the morning!
#22
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 27.105
I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun, right through her back.
#23
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 27.027
<i>You're both retarded for each other!</i>
#24
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 26.914
Fill this with Coke, no ice.
#25
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 26.910
Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog.