One Armed Bandits - The Dukes of Hazzard [S01E01]

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One Armed Bandits - The Dukes of Hazzard [S01E01]
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In the series' pilot episode, cousins Bo and Luke Duke intercept Hazzard County Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane's illegal shipment of slot machines, then plan to use the proceeds to donate to the...

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26 Jan 1979
One Armed Bandits
Rod Amateau
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#1
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 16.148
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-What are you doing, son? -Squirting fIies. -What are you doing, son? -Squirting fIies. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 16.114
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-Happy Birthday, Daisy. -Why, thank you, Enos. -Happy Birthday, Daisy. -Why, thank you, Enos. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 15.023
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#4
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 14.322
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Enos had a crush on Daisy.
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If we weren't cousins, I'd marry you. If we weren't cousins, I'd marry you. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 12.662
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-You owe me, Boss. -I owe you? -You owe me, Boss. -I owe you? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 12.074
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-You owe me, Boss. -I owe you?
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-It's her birthday, you know. -It is? -It's her birthday, you know. -It is? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 11.316
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-It's her birthday, you know. -It is?
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And the reputation of being the oldest virgin in Hazzard County. And the reputation of being the oldest virgin in Hazzard County. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 10.899
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And the reputation of being the oldest virgin in Hazzard County.
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#9
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 10.656
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I hate kids.
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Shoot fire and save box matches! Shoot fire and save box matches! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 10.216
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Shoot fire and save box matches!
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#11
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 10.212
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HeIIo, bandit.
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Daisy Duke is Bo and Luke's cousin. Daisy Duke is Bo and Luke's cousin. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 9.3197
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Daisy Duke is Bo and Luke's cousin.
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Judas Priest on a pony! She's got my car again. Judas Priest on a pony! She's got my car again. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 9.1855
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Judas Priest on a pony! She's got my car again.
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Hang in there. Hang in there. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 8.6570
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Hang in there.
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#15
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 8.5673
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-Hey, did you see that? -See what?
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Get your cotton-picking paws off. Get your cotton-picking paws off. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 8.2347
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Get your cotton-picking paws off.
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Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 8.0686
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#18
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 7.8604
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#19
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 7.7305
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Wrong side. Me?
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#20
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 7.6343
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and Crazy Cooter covered 421.
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He and the boys grew up together. He and the boys grew up together. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 7.6343
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He and the boys grew up together.
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Well, this is Hazzard County. They do things different here. Well, this is Hazzard County. They do things different here. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 7.6193
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Well, this is Hazzard County. They do things different here.
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It's your civic duty. It's your civic duty. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 7.4896
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It's your civic duty.
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Jesse Duke is the clan patriarch. Jesse Duke is the clan patriarch. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 7.4586
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Bo, you drive Iike my fanny whips appIe butter. Bo, you drive Iike my fanny whips appIe butter. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1979-01-26, Rated PG
Score 7.2263
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Bo, you drive Iike my fanny whips appIe butter.
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