Not in My House - Modern Family [S01E12]

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Not in My House - Modern Family [S01E12]
TV-PG Comedy

Gloria plots to get rid of Jay's new "dog butler," Cameron's helpful nature gets himself in trouble with Mitchell, and Claire asks Phil to punish their son for looking at nude pictures, not knowing they're Phil's.

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13 Jan 2010
Not in My House
Chris Koch
- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me! - Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.856
dot - Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!
- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!
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#2
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.622
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♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪
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#3
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.622
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#4
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.972
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#5
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.086
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#6
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.467
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Caesar Salazar.
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.325
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.600
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Oh. What grade are you in? Phil!
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.371
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Mangia!
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.792
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You're all the porn I need. That's- Uh-
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#11
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.167
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#12
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.098
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That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor.
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#13
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.763
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Named Caesar Salad. Okay.
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#14
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.386
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Okay. Um- Uh, first of all, that's a combine, not a tractor. Phil!
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#15
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.346
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.9564
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.8856
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.8536
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.3187
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.3059
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#21
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.2413
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.8817
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.6716
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.3640
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Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.0070
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