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Captain Ron (1992)

PG-13 AdventureComedy
 

A family in Chicago inherits the yacht formerly owned by Clark Gable. They decide to sail it from the island of Ste. Pomme de Terre to Miami, and they sail with the assistance of Captain ...

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#1
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.189
He said gorilla. Not guerrilla. Guer, go.
#2
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.554
It's just a little squall. They come on you fast and leave you fast.
#3
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.694
It's the land of voodoo, hoodoo and all kinda weird shit.
#4
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.588
Let's light the fires and kick the tires. Push that back.
#5
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.358
The leg is a lot better. I heal fast. I believe in Jesus, so that helps.
#6
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.338
- Yes! Why is that, Captain Ron? - Nobody knows.
#7
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.282
Diesels love oil like a sailor loves rum.
#8
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.152
Hey, Clarice! Babe! Who are you waving at?
#9
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.945
Don't let my children find me drowned and naked in the shower.
#10
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.571
Besides, if we get lost, we dock somewhere and ask directions.
#11
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.345
Kommen Sie hier! I'll go with a margarita.
#12
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.133
They'll get out of the way. I learned that on the Saratoga.
#13
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.019
- Martin and I used to go dancing. - It shows.
#14
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.736
We're getting a boat!
#15
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.371
Nothing. They were playing hide the salami in the shower.
#16
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.334
- U.S.S. Saratoga? - Yeah, the old Sara.
#17
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.983
- You got dry rot. Every boat has it. - Every boat.
#18
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.741
It went down the drain!
#19
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.632
Cuba. We're in Cuba?
#20
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.582
.. Tell me where you've been last night, Caroline..
#21
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.236
Mizzenmast, mizzenboom, mizzen halyard winch.
#22
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.100
- That's half the money I have left. - Shit happens. Cough it up.
#23
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.998
Angeline's no Cretan. She's Puerto Rican.
#24
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.944
Man overboard!
#25
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.721
But if we get lost, we'll just pull in somewheres and ask directions.