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The Love Guru (2008)

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Pitka an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left...

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#1
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 37.240
Blowme, yeah. Blowme.
#2
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.065
And my guru, Guru Tugginmypudha had a guru, Guru Cheddafrumunda.
#3
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.327
Pop-Tart with the ketchup.
#4
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.902
Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.
#5
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.117
I speak of intimacy, or "into-me-I-see."
#6
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.112
"That looks like a penis, only smaller."
#7
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.036
And Guru Cheddafrumunda had a guru, Guru Hathasmalvena.
#8
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.681
Get off my tits!
#9
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.648
Yes, I am, asshole-face man!
#10
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.589
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
#11
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.498
Exactly.
#12
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.492
Blowme is a good way to remember that. Blowme, yeah.
#13
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.465
It's called, What's This? A Dead One of These.
#14
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.579
(FARTS)
#15
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.871
French-Canadian goalie, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande.
#16
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.660
I'm beautiful and I have a secret.
#17
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.186
Don't look at me with that tone of voice,
#18
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.005
Or "into-me-I-see."
#19
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.752
Ball-gazer!
#20
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.723
You have gone from nowhere to now here.
#21
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.622
(GROANING)
#22
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.397
Omar Sharif, my balls!
#23
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.332
Blowme.
#24
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.267
You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
#25
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.265
Looks like he's smuggling a schnauzer.