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Look at the bright side, Lois.
Radio playing in the car Christmas Christmas Time Is Here Penn how dare you say poopy pants bust your grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded
- You like that? Yeah. - Hey!
You're not helping!
Right. I almost got an ulcer after you shelled out $200...
- Holy crap! - We should go.
I am now Peter Griffin, certified CPR.
Somebody help him!
I'm forbidden to smile.
No takers? Well, fine. I'll go first.
Why don't you come on over and we can...
You still live in exciting times.
Quick, to the Peter copter!
Good evening, gentlemen.
- I've got to check if you've soiled yourself. - Get off of me. Are you crazy?
I knew it! Look! Everybody, look! Look!
- Didn't see that coming, did you? - No.
I see that soda up under your chair. That's all right.
All the things that make us
I didn't mean it, you know? I knew it was a mistake!
- What? - Quagmire slept with Loretta?
It is my job. I only ask that you do not feed my cat, Bootsie...
As beautiful as an HBO minority fairytale.
Butt
Yeah, any idea who it was, Peter?
Walking in on Loretta and Cleveland having sex.
Were you really having carnal relations with another gentleman?
Full-blown AIDS
Only a couple of Oreos gone. I'm gonna take the rest home to the cats.
Prepare to be destroyed, Superman!
Sometimes a woman wants to see her man be a man.
- Joe! Get inside! - It's tearing up my yard!
- Peter, I... - Shut up, Brian! I'm sleuthing.
- Richard Petty! - Lance Armstrong!