Courtney Barnett - Avant Gardener

On my own two feet

All of a sudden

It's so mundane

I was never good at smoking bongs.

Another day

An asthma puffer

I much prefer the mundane.

I guess the neighbours must think we run a meth lab

Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes.

I sleep in late

It's a monday

So i do some gardening

Filled with weet bix and kerosene and

The paramedic thinks i'm clever cos i play guitar

Couldn't sleep at night

I can't seem to stand

It's 40 degrees

I feel like Uma Thurman

I think she's clever cos she stops people dying

Halfway down high street, andy looks ambivalent

Will happen today?

I'd rather die than owe the hospital

He's probably wondering what i'm doing getting in an ambulance

And i feel like i'm dying.

What exciting things