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The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Elaine borrows Kramer's meat slicer to feed her neighbor's cat while George tries to hide his not-so-great past from his new boss.

#1
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 35.945
You call yourself life saver. I call you Pimple Popper, M.D.
#2
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 32.806
Sadly, that knowledge could have helped me.
#3
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 31.183
I want the antidote, Pimple Popper.
#4
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 30.716
What a pear-shaped loser.
#5
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.320
You have lost a lot of hair.
#6
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.663
Oh, I've cut slices so thin I couldn't even see them.
#7
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.567
Welcome to flavor country.
#8
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.328
- I had skin cancer. - Skin cancer.
#9
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.760
Dr. Sitarides?
#10
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.278
Was it Pimple Popper, M.D.?
#11
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.239
Jerry, as the Bible says, Thou who cureth can maketh ill.
#12
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.683
I am aware.
#13
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.516
I'm not too worried about it.
#14
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.356
I just want to thank you again for saving my life.
#15
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.256
I'm gonna lose that nail.
#16
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.117
She saved your life?
#17
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.832
Freckle's ugly cousin.
#18
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.564
Kruger. That's not Kruger Industrial Smoothing, is it?
#19
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.544
But where does the meat go?
#20
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.426
George, why would I, a Julliard-trained dermatologist...
#21
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.378
- Flowers? - Yeah. You gotta do it classy.
#22
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.586
Wow, that's a lot of potatoes.
#23
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.428
Have you been wearing a fake beard?
#24
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.920
I could go hog-wild in there.
#25
The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
Released: 1997-11-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.731
Well, that pear-shaped loser was me.