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Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]

TV-MA AnimationComedy
 

Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town.

#1
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 27.969
No, Kitty! That's a bad Kitty!
#2
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 27.579
I am so pissed off right now.
#3
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 27.194
Who put his hoo-hoo-dilly in your cha-cha?
#4
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 26.551
I just flew into the studio. Boy, are my arms tired.
#5
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 25.252
I'm your son, Eric. You put your hoo-hoo-dilly in my mom's cha-cha.
#6
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 24.991
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards!
#7
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.953
And sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo-dilly...
#8
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.256
- Oh, my God, they taped killing Kenny! - You bastards!
#9
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.630
What? Son of a bitch!
#10
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.024
No, Kitty, this is my corned beef cabbage.
#11
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.783
Kill you guys. Kill you guys!
#12
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.516
No, Kitty! That's a bad Kitty!
#13
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.480
- I haven't. - You don't count, Halfy.
#14
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.793
- Garrison? Impossible, he's gay. - I'm not gay!
#15
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.354
What did you say?!
#16
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.197
I am going to f* *king kill you guys, seriously!
#17
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.714
Dude, this is pretty f* *ked up right here.
#18
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.666
..."bear with wide canyon." - What do you mean?
#19
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.592
- Come on, we're running late. - We're not getting on, you ugly bitch.
#20
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.387
- Garrison, what are you doing? - You're drunk, Mr. Hat.
#21
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.075
I said, we're not getting on, you ugly bitch.
#22
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.946
I hope I don't get hit by a train. I sure did.
#23
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.310
- Dude, we lost. - Damn it!
#24
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.951
...in the woman's cha-cha.
#25
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.773
Thank you, Polly Prissypants. You are my best friend.