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Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]

TV-MA AnimationComedy
 

Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town.

#1
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 32.922
No, Kitty! That's a bad Kitty!
#2
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 29.989
I am so pissed off right now.
#3
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 29.274
Who put his hoo-hoo-dilly in your cha-cha?
#4
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 27.805
I just flew into the studio. Boy, are my arms tired.
#5
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 27.029
I'm your son, Eric. You put your hoo-hoo-dilly in my mom's cha-cha.
#6
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 26.864
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards!
#7
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 25.956
And sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo-dilly...
#8
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 24.517
- Oh, my God, they taped killing Kenny! - You bastards!
#9
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 24.302
No, Kitty! That's a bad Kitty!
#10
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.756
No, Kitty, this is my corned beef cabbage.
#11
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.858
- More tea, Rumper Tumpskin? - Yes, please.
#12
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.431
What? Son of a bitch!
#13
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.205
- I haven't. - You don't count, Halfy.
#14
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.512
Kill you guys. Kill you guys!
#15
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.616
Or is it the 1 991 Denver Broncos?
#16
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.114
I am going to f* *king kill you guys, seriously!
#17
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.870
- Garrison? Impossible, he's gay. - I'm not gay!
#18
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.542
- The father is... - Who is Eric Cartman's father?
#19
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.365
..."bear with wide canyon." - What do you mean?
#20
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.300
What did you say?!
#21
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.851
Dude, this is pretty f* *ked up right here.
#22
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.803
And now, America's Stupidest Home Videos. Here's your host, Bob Saget.
#23
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.409
- Garrison, what are you doing? - You're drunk, Mr. Hat.
#24
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.226
Thank you, Polly Prissypants. You are my best friend.
#25
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - South Park [S01E14]
Released: 1998-02-25, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.165
I said, we're not getting on, you ugly bitch.