Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]

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Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
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Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.

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27 Oct 2004
Douche and Turd
Trey Parker
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#1
Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.278
dot Bleh bleh bleh.
Bleh bleh bleh.
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#2
Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.140
dot Turd sandwich.
Turd sandwich.
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.069
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I think us Cows have the best school spirit. Huh, Mandy?
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#4
Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.060
dot A turd sandwich.
A turd sandwich.
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.944
dot Shake them titties when you vote, bitch! (bitch!)
Shake them titties when you vote, bitch! (bitch!)
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.370
dot We've gots to kill this non-votin' fool!
We've gots to kill this non-votin' fool!
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#7
Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.139
dot A big fat turd or a stupid douche. Which do you like best?
A big fat turd or a stupid douche. Which do you like best?
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#8
Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.763
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Hey, fuck off, Kyle.
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.900
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Kill me! Kill meee!!
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#10
Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.201
dot Hey, South Park! Do you have school spirit?
Hey, South Park! Do you have school spirit?
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#11
Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.373
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I slam my jimmy through your mouth roof (mouth roof)
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.218
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EWWW!
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.001
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AAAAH!!
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#14
Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.458
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Yeh.
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.331
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Go on, get, get outta here!
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.166
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The cow is a slave! The cow is a commodity! To be thrown away by a society gone wrong!
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.123
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You, Puffy man, are we just gonna let this happen?
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.096
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Now, your vote didn't matter.
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.004
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Jesus. I guess maybe you'll never understand how important voting is.
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 13.925
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I guess... I guess you're right.
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#21
Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 13.922
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Oh no! NOOO!!
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#22
Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 13.204
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'Vote or die! Vote or die!
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 12.938
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"Vote or Die"?
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 12.927
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No, Justacious, let him go. He won't survive a fortnight in the wilderness.
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Released 2004-10-27, Rated TV-MA
Score 12.833
dot HA! You lose, fatass!
HA! You lose, fatass!
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