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I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]

TV-14 AnimationComedy
 

After crashing into the town's TV transmitter, Peter discovers life without television.

#1
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.218
You're right, Scoob. We're dealing with one sick son of a bitch.
#2
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.545
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
#3
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.765
Gee whiz, gang.
#4
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.192
I'll ask you one more time. You didn't eat anything in my factory?
#5
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.384
Nice try.
#6
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.332
...and then dumped the body in the river! - Jinkies! What a mystery!
#7
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.196
Boy! Look. There's Bigfoot!
#8
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.876
Are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell can't drive?
#9
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.708
Never! Damn the broccoli! Damn you! And damn the Wright Brothers!
#10
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.631
Light growing dimmer. Can't breathe. Beam me up, God.
#11
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.046
Meg, clean out the shower the next time you shave your legs.
#12
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.732
And me, I like the sauce.
#13
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.673
We now return to The Scooby Doo Murder Files.
#14
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.636
That's the guy who ruined our cable. Let's get him!
#15
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.453
All right. 90210.
#16
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.011
No.
#17
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.915
Dang. I got honey all over my legs.
#18
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.766
Wait a minute! I love schnitzel!
#19
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.662
Griffin, you're a madman! Barefoot, you say?
#20
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.647
I ain't saying nothing! All right, it was Jimmy the Hat!
#21
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.570
Forget it, Mike.
#22
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.424
Are you gonna tell me, or am I gonna have to show you my ass?
#23
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.351
The killer gutted the victim, strangled him with his own intestines...
#24
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.899
Mom, will you take me out to practice driving?
#25
I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
Released: 1999-04-11, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.725
Dad, what are you doing? Get out of here!