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If you’ll excuse me, Carter and I have a polio match to attend.
Thanks for bringing me. This is just what I needed.
- Hi, Daddy. - Bonjour, Monsieur Pewterschmidt.
- You're working through Christmas! - But, sir, what of Tiny Tim?
Yeah, I guess.
Oh, no. Head-hunters. Am I fired?
- You're on our turf, man. - Man, I'll cut you.
Don't worry. There'll be other chances.
There's your Murphy Bed. Don't mind the Epsteins. They keep to themselves.
- What is she? A 45-footer? - Peter, I didn't know you were a sailor.
- Two pair. - Ace-high straight.
Figure out what he likes and study up on it.
They're all in the laundry. I'm going Indian today.
I am going to kick your ass.
Isn't she the most beautiful dog?
No, no, it's OK. I'm used to it.
Stock market
He walks up to the premier of China and says "Dong, where is my automobile?"
Mr Griffin, which of the following two phrases best describes Brian Griffin?
Brian, don't let him get to you. Peter, come out of that thing!
Ahoy, Mr Pewterschmidt. Permission to come aboard?
Sexual deviant, or magic picture that if you stare at it long enough, you see something?
If I was half the parent he is, I'd know Chris's favourite ice cream is...
I know. It's just, I should be able to control my baser instincts,