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Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Michael coaches pompous Dwight on the finer art of public speaking after being named as Salesman of the Year.

#1
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 40.931
Good morning, Vietnam!
#2
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 35.750
So I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys.
#3
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 34.501
The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman is boobs.
#4
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 33.612
Oh, abso-fruitly.
#5
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 32.948
Grapes, seductive.
#6
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 30.765
Good morning, Vietnam!
#7
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 30.030
The very best of luck to you, Dwight.
#8
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.221
It was me against Raj Patel.
#9
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.690
Blood alone moves the wheels of history!
#10
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.643
I get here early every morning so I can set the thermostat.
#11
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.082
I'm public speaking, stop public interrupting me!
#12
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.016
You should go to Hedonism.
#13
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.754
A saleswoman has a vagina.
#14
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.599
and walk The Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor,
#15
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.584
All right, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it!
#16
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.065
In that box, all day long. Heisman!
#17
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.932
Jim eats the same ham and cheese sandwich every day for lunch.
#18
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.210
That's what she said.
#19
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.077
Fruit, grapes. Nailed the joke. Matter of time.
#20
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.789
I am just feeling under the weather,
#21
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.059
and I will travel to New Zealand
#22
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.967
But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?
#23
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.954
that it is a privilege to fight!
#24
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.283
Can we not? No... Yes, we have to. You know why?
#25
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.117
Brad Pitt.