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Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Michael coaches pompous Dwight on the finer art of public speaking after being named as Salesman of the Year.

#1
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 40.103
Good morning, Vietnam!
#2
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 35.543
So I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys.
#3
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 33.986
The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman is boobs.
#4
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 32.579
Oh, abso-fruitly.
#5
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 31.994
Grapes, seductive.
#6
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.915
Good morning, Vietnam!
#7
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.372
The very best of luck to you, Dwight.
#8
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.087
It was me against Raj Patel.
#9
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.671
Blood alone moves the wheels of history!
#10
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.407
I get here early every morning so I can set the thermostat.
#11
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.392
You should go to Hedonism.
#12
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.940
A saleswoman has a vagina.
#13
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.923
I'm public speaking, stop public interrupting me!
#14
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.772
and walk The Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor,
#15
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.667
All right, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it!
#16
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.408
Jim eats the same ham and cheese sandwich every day for lunch.
#17
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.399
In that box, all day long. Heisman!
#18
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.039
That's what she said.
#19
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.328
Fruit, grapes. Nailed the joke. Matter of time.
#20
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.645
I am just feeling under the weather,
#21
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.549
and I will travel to New Zealand
#22
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.220
But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?
#23
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.201
Can we not? No... Yes, we have to. You know why?
#24
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.143
that it is a privilege to fight!
#25
Dwight's Speech - The Office [S02E17]
Released: 2006-03-02, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.890
You see that? You see how they responded to me?