Charlie Wants an Abortion - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S01E02]

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Charlie Wants an Abortion - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S01E02]
TV-MA Comedy

In this take on the abortion debate Dennis and Mac go to opposite sides of an abortion rally to pick up women while Charlie deals with an unruly kid he believes to be his son.

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11 Aug 2005
Charlie Wants an Abortion
John Fortenberry
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Released 2005-08-11, Rated TV-MA
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