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Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]

TV-14 AnimationComedy
 

With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination.

#1
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.876
I'm not paying you guys to watch TV. Now get in the damn shower!
#2
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.073
It's just been revoked.
#3
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.415
But you, Meg, you're going to jail.
#4
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.742
- What is it? What did you do? - You almost shot me, you son of a bitch!
#5
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.298
Hilary Swank Get your milk from her
#6
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.120
Hey, Griffins, just checking in.
#7
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.745
Stewie, you killed him! He's dead!
#8
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.398
- I'd drop the gun if I were you, Joe. - What? It's Stan.
#9
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.174
- "No, just kidding, you suck." - No, just kidding, you suck.
#10
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.062
For ending The Sopranos With a fucking cut to black
#11
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.036
Go away, you paperclip! No one likes you!
#12
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.848
I hate you so much, I want to shoot you in your face.
#13
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.519
Well, get pissy if you want, Mom.
#14
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.488
Turn the oven to 350 at 5:15. I heard it!
#15
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.455
I don't know, man. I think you piss a lot of people off that way.
#16
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.367
- Say, "I bet you can't get a boner." - I bet you can't get a boner.
#17
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.071
And the fat kid smiling warmly While he's peeing in the pool
#18
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.063
- "Neither is your mother's ass." - Neither is your mother's ass.
#19
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.742
all the nation's milk must come from Hilary Swank's breasts.
#20
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.338
Good gravy!
#21
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.144
Bring it on, bitch. Time for me to finish what I started anyway.
#22
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.069
- Oh, my God! - Holy crap!
#23
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.003
Squeeze, squeeze.
#24
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.802
Open up in there, or we're breaking down the door!
#25
Lois Kills Stewie - Family Guy [S06E05]
Released: 2007-11-04, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.795
Stewie, you shouldn't actually even be alive, you sniveling little creep.