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The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Elaine gets the gang to volunteer at an old folks' home. She gets freaked out by hers, George gets fired by his guy, and Jerry loses his. Kramer and Newman scheme to sell records to a ...

#1
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.233
...would you mind changing my diaper?
#2
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.088
Wild, wild stuff.
#3
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.840
- I loathe you. - I loathe you.
#4
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.526
It's my goitre, isn't it?
#5
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.131
You are nothing but a piece of crap.
#6
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.376
I might drop dead today, but I sure as hell wasn't born yesterday.
#7
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.694
He used to dip his bald head in oil...
#8
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.576
Bunch of morons.
#9
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.539
When I like them, they don't like me. When they like me, I don't like them.
#10
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.434
- Where do you get this? - The alternative media, Jerry.
#11
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.907
- A piece of crap. - A piece of crap.
#12
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.513
There's a void, Jerry. There's a void.
#13
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.877
- Take it or leave it. - We got Al Jolson here. Al Jolson!
#14
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.785
Yeah, a real brouhaha.
#15
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.447
Well, I wasn't born yesterday.
#16
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.174
A deep, yawning chasm.
#17
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.984
Did you say goitre? What goitre?
#18
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.976
This guy is nothing but a piece of crap.
#19
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.786
I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
#20
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.688
...and he'd rub it all over my body.
#21
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.376
Good. Thank God. Good riddance.
#22
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.240
- Well, what's all this stuff? - Trash. Garbage.
#23
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.121
I believe that's what you do with garbage, you idiot.
#24
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.769
Well, you've only got another 50 years or so to go and it'll all be over.
#25
The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
Released: 1993-02-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.677
Are you gonna kill me? I'm an old man, for crying out loud.