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Yeah, easier than explaining
- Next time, I wanna stay longer. - Hello, ma'am.
- I know! - Leon West is on "CBS This Morning" right now.
- Podcast. - What?
President Meyer's discretion speaks well of her.
- The DRA guy? - Yeah, and the Chinese.
- bringing you exclusive content... - Oh, no, no, no, no.
You can go ahead. We're the "Washington Post"
Ha, ha, ha!
"'Publisher Weekly' calls it 'Scattered and disjointed,
"In sleeping with my trainer, I think you could say I did not exercise good judgment."
Ma'am, "The Tonight Show" is ripshit because you canceled.
Sorry you're even related to that human melted candle
just in honor of your new book...
But you'll still be able to find me weekly
Although, actually, one time, Andrew did hide one of his women in the closet,
Uh, you can't talk to him like that.
Just as soon as you finish your conversion.
This entire conversation is off the record.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you drinking?
Ooh, that is worse. Thank you very much for that.
"Ignoring the advice of experienced staffers,
Babe, so far, being Jewish really sucks.
- What? - Ma'am, it is everywhere!
from the US Postal Service Office of Investigations,
- You gonna hire a lawyer? - No, I'm thinking of pleading guilty.
- What is the matter? What's going on? - No, no, look!
- No, I love this show. - And then there was speculation
- Any job leads? - I thought about teaching high school,
- Look how pretty! - Oh, the prettiest!
Oh, I'd love to know how my eye job...
Nobody is talking about any of the other stuff!
- Hello. - Hey. Great.
Oh, God, I told you that was expired lube.
- Yeah. Boing! - I know it.
Vaginas are so gross.
- our time together. - I'm... I'm sorry, Danny.
Oh, my gosh.
Sure.
Dipshit Mike and his shit-dip diary.