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- Take a look. - All right, let's see if I'm in here.
Hey, listen, can you call somebody to bring me some fresh towels?
- Dad. - I know I've had some setbacks...
- She's dumping you! - Shut the fuck up, Uncle Jeff.
How long have you been working for "The Tonight Show"?
- Who is she talking to? - I don't know.
- Get! - Shh.
Oh, that's...
Okay, look, Tiffany, I am so happy to be here,
- Oh, my God. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I gotta get up in the morning, early,
You'd think that'd count for something.
I've been fired three times in my life...
This isn't an article,
Jim! How are you?
but, I mean, girls these days just can't keep a secret.
You guys have to get me out of here.
Tell me this, did he sell your training bras
my lawyers, the whole firm.
- "A Woman First: First Woman." - Yeah.
Yeah.
That's not a bad question.
But perhaps maybe you could flirt a little with him.
He had a GED, guys.
Mm-hmm.
Ah, welcome back, ma'am. Also, Ambassador, ahlan wa sahlan.
- More towels? How many towels are you... - Yes, I need them.
You're only up by five points
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Okay, next up, we got Ruby, age 10. - Wow.
Ma'am, we're getting requests for confirmation from all the big Tibetan papers,
Drinks are on you. Bye.
Okay.
Get you one more of these?
- Name one. - Okay, you know what I want?
Oh, thank God.
- And Gary. - So passionate.