Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
It was you.
And, Mike, where the fuck do you think you're going?!
I wish I didn't have one.
I was a patsy, but to my knowledge, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
her personal trainer and lover, Ray Whelan."
- I'm leaving. - How are you doing?
I'm gonna be like a disability check
We did, ma'am.
- Balls. - like the leaky prison faucet
That tranny knuckle-dragger is my fiancée.
I went to summer camp with that dude
about some salacious news stories about your trainer.
Listen up, Ms. Tranz,
Jonah, I have been thinking,
Now that's a pun!
You guys can join my league. How about that?
- from the Meyer Presidency... - Oh, no.
It's got the terrorist drone assassination.
Well, there's President Montez, Tom James...
- No such thing. - Well, President Meyer's book.
- Is my baby okay? - Come on, guys, we gotta go!
and our boat is also made out of shit.
By the way, what is in the bag?
Actually, what I really would love to talk about,
Woodward minus Bernstein plus Propecia.
- Mazel tov. - Oh, thanks, Kent.
Oh, my God, I love this!
- Well, that's Catherine's problem. - Okay.
So, we will go to Paris first.
- Hello, Marjorie. - I'm sorry to be so hysterical,
Actually, I did write a zinger for "The Tonight Show" about Ray.
so get the fuck off our court.
who negotiated with the Chinese president to free Tibet.
- Leon West has Mike's diary! - Amy, you promised!
that we put together with Scotch tape here.
Yes, of course, I can be very flirtatious.
except for the "Lhasa Express," though.
- Oh, so cute. - Yeah, very cute.
- I've got stomach cramps. - Aw.
Even you would admit that freeing Tibet from Chinese rule
Starting up here, we've got Ella, who is age nine.
when I'm talking about my hog with some hot "shiska" nurse.