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Actually, what I really would love to talk about,
except for the "Lhasa Express," though.
Jonah, I have been thinking,
Ew! No!
I'm gonna be like a disability check
- from the Meyer Presidency... - Oh, no.
Danny boy.
her personal trainer and lover, Ray Whelan."
- No such thing. - Well, President Meyer's book.
- Is my baby okay? - Come on, guys, we gotta go!
- Well, that's Catherine's problem. - Okay.
So, we will go to Paris first.
- Leon West has Mike's diary! - Amy, you promised!
- Oh, so cute. - Yeah, very cute.
That tranny knuckle-dragger is my fiancée.
- Balls. - like the leaky prison faucet
I was a patsy, but to my knowledge, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Actually, I did write a zinger for "The Tonight Show" about Ray.
Now that's a pun!
I went to summer camp with that dude
that we put together with Scotch tape here.
Even you would admit that freeing Tibet from Chinese rule
- I've got stomach cramps. - Aw.
who negotiated with the Chinese president to free Tibet.
And, Mike, where the fuck do you think you're going?!
It's got the terrorist drone assassination.
- I'm leaving. - How are you doing?
It was you.
Listen up, Ms. Tranz,
Woodward minus Bernstein plus Propecia.
- Hello, Marjorie. - I'm sorry to be so hysterical,
so get the fuck off our court.
Oh, my God, I love this!
Starting up here, we've got Ella, who is age nine.
We did, ma'am.
and our boat is also made out of shit.
You guys can join my league. How about that?
By the way, what is in the bag?
Well, there's President Montez, Tom James...
I wish I didn't have one.
about some salacious news stories about your trainer.
- Mazel tov. - Oh, thanks, Kent.
when I'm talking about my hog with some hot "shiska" nurse.
Yes, of course, I can be very flirtatious.