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I mean, I studied that footage.
- Ball in. - Let's go, Congressman.
The Georgian election is here
Hi, Mom. Hi, Jaffar.
every five seconds for your amusement.
I'm your host, Dan Egan,
We played that last night when you weren't here.
and I do 'cause I slept with him for two years...
right off the New Hampshire congressional ballot
with a camel toe and his child molester goggles
AKA New Hampshire.
SHUT THE FUCK UP You epileptic Picasso painting
Good evening.
that you did so because you were embarrassed
- Come on, honey, I'll walk you out. - Oh, that's nice of you.
Oh, yeah, that... mm-hmm.
it's knocked your teeth out, and it's making sweet love to your face!
yammer my case to the morning TV yabbos.
What... mm... what?
much like the Meyer presidency.'"
Uncle Jeff, come on!
- Oh, my gosh! - Yeah!
Well, I suppose I should say I'm sorry.
The White House maids, the steward.
I once dry-shaved that woman's legs
- Yeah. - Which, again, is tomorrow night,
'cause Selina's...
but also the emotional and psychological problems...
I just wish we could leave this country forever.
- a while back, I was working on this humor column... - No, don't, Mike.
It just came out today, and we thought it would be fun,
Chinese cover-up over the tweet.
we're having Peking Gourmet.
It was just fantast... well, regardless...
I just got a lecture from a 22-year-old piss twat with a SUNY Binghamton degree
Mike!
I started up a basketball league to endear myself to you assholes.
I mean, you've got nothing here.
Are there any nibbles on that Dave Barry...