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I should've gotten a diary with a little lock on it,
and I start a new gig tomorrow.
Ma'am, Leon West says he knows you're just making him wait.
you should be ashamed to call your body.
Well, most importantly, I hope that you've cherished...
Without balls, I'd be swallowing dicks whole just like Joey Chestnut.
Can I have a drink? I feel a little dehydrated.
God!
The three Meyersketeers hang a shingle?
Well, I don't know how I'm not gonna get it hard
Ma'am, I'm leaving. Take good care of Catherine.
Okay, well, what do you say we let bygones be bygones
I think the Pulitzer I'm going to get from this
Montez is not gonna be happy.
- My book, my book, my book! - Fresh off the presses.
Yeah.
Why aren't they in the book?'"
Yeah, it's a broth of red raspberry leaf,
I did wanna clear the air about one thing.
Buried among many new scandalous acts
- the body dysmorphia... - Yeah. Hey, Jaffar, it's me.
God damn it, ow!
We're fine with it. You have so many more important things to do...
- There you go. Hi. - Am I Jewish?
Ha, that's good.
- No! - Yeah.
There's a typo on the first page.
How do you know, Kent? Were you at that summer camp?
Yeah, tell it, sister! Kick him in the cunt.
Hi, there. Welcome to "CBS This Ride."
You should've taken Amy and walked away.
the "Washington Post" is running an exposé on your term in office.
by the Seattle Seahawks, and by Jonah Ryan.
- No. - Well, I can't do the show.
Sorry.
- spend time with guys who get it. - Yeah, learn a trade.
My presidency just got caught with a tranny hooker on Sunset Boulevard,
I need to go and unpack.
Oh, God damn it, this office sucks my nard!
Nope.
Actually, I'm here to thank you.
Uncle Jeff, shut up!
- and have some goodbye cake? - I told them you didn't want cake.
We have a league. We play here every Tuesday night.
- Isn't that good? - Ooh, "Tonight Show" dresses.
That ocean air and the crystal blue water.
Hey! Ah! Whoo! How about that?