Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and I have to make America think
What is it? Is it Leon West?
Doctor says I gotta play 20 minutes every day,
that's as inconsequential as any...'"
under her desk during a cabinet meeting.
"As Gary poured my tea, I realized the hostages..." Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You stole it.
- I'm sorry, Mike. - It looks like arms.
Maybe we could start a new business,
Yeah, she's telling Page Six that she and Brie are clam slamming.
I guess it was actually good I lost the diary.
Jane covering the moon landing.
I was forced to drink from.
Sir, can you calm down, please?
I want this room, okay? Everybody out.
It's just what I needed, you know?
- Oh. - Okay, and she knows what this is regarding, Yale?
Yeah, I'm not in there till 213, and I wrote the book.
Oh, lookie here, we got old Jesus
God, get out of here, you great walrus Judas!
Are you fucking kidding? I'm not in here.
- Leon West, ma'am. - Ah, Leon!
- Can you come and get me?
- What? - The first sentence.
Ma'am, there's a remote possibility...
Yes, in sleeping with my trainer,
You had to cancel, which, to us, is like, you know,
Ma'am, you are confirmed for tomorrow night
- Finally getting paid. - Well, we'll see.
something I've always wanted to tell you.
Be sure to join us starting tomorrow
Your circumcision was a success, Mr. Ryan.
- Hmm? - Nothing.
Whoa, I'm only up five on Skeevy Deevy?
Balls are the only thing keeping me from choking on cocks.
You know how much I love the size of your jet,
Honey, what are you doing here?
- Oh, God. - It's crystal clear.
Let's just say that I've got some cousins...
The people of New Hampshire are gonna be so grateful to me,
in your reelection against Selectman Di Vicentis
How about this, a real president!
You know, my uncle, he poisoned an entire village with sarin gas.
- Ooh. - Ma'am, do you need to sit down?
Yeah, yeah, we all do.
from the "CBS Morning Show with Dan Egan."
A punishment from Congressman Furlong and the speaker and the president.
- Right? Right. - Very smart, ma'am.