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God, get out of here, you great walrus Judas!
What is it? Is it Leon West?
Ma'am, you are confirmed for tomorrow night
I guess it was actually good I lost the diary.
under her desk during a cabinet meeting.
- Finally getting paid. - Well, we'll see.
Oh, lookie here, we got old Jesus
Maybe we could start a new business,
- Oh, God. - It's crystal clear.
Balls are the only thing keeping me from choking on cocks.
Jane covering the moon landing.
Yeah, I'm not in there till 213, and I wrote the book.
- Oh. - Okay, and she knows what this is regarding, Yale?
from the "CBS Morning Show with Dan Egan."
How about this, a real president!
Ow! Nurse!
- Leon West, ma'am. - Ah, Leon!
in your reelection against Selectman Di Vicentis
- Hmm? - Nothing.
- Right? Right. - Very smart, ma'am.
You had to cancel, which, to us, is like, you know,
Oh, royalty.
Yeah, yeah, we all do.
"As Gary poured my tea, I realized the hostages..." Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, she's telling Page Six that she and Brie are clam slamming.
Be sure to join us starting tomorrow
Let's just say that I've got some cousins...
- Ooh. - Ma'am, do you need to sit down?
that's as inconsequential as any...'"
- What? - The first sentence.
Yes, in sleeping with my trainer,
Doctor says I gotta play 20 minutes every day,
Wow.
I want this room, okay? Everybody out.
something I've always wanted to tell you.
A punishment from Congressman Furlong and the speaker and the president.
and I have to make America think
Ma'am, there's a remote possibility...
Are you fucking kidding? I'm not in here.
The people of New Hampshire are gonna be so grateful to me,
Thank you.
Your circumcision was a success, Mr. Ryan.
- I'm sorry, Mike. - It looks like arms.
Honey, what are you doing here?
I was forced to drink from.
It's just what I needed, you know?
You stole it.
You know how much I love the size of your jet,
Whoa, I'm only up five on Skeevy Deevy?
Fuck.
You know, my uncle, he poisoned an entire village with sarin gas.
- Can you come and get me?
Sir, can you calm down, please?