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They know! They finally know it's me!
Why do you work for me, you stupid mustache?!
An astonishing bipartisan agreement.
I'm not mentioned in this book until page 134.
- Are you pregnant? - No, I'm not pregnant.
Well, yeah, I'm on bed rest
- Okay, and? - One of us should go?
Ma'am, Leon West is here for your double secret meeting.
- See you around, Jonie. - Wait, can he really do that?
The shutdown really hurt you in Massachusetts' anus.
All right, I gotta get up early,
I cried each time. This time, it was tears of joy.
I miss it already. It was so romantic.
- I'm so moved by this! - You just started tearing down Mee-Maw's house.
"Amy committed perjury today,"
I might get my teeth re-whitened.
At least your dick won't smell like donkey pussy anymore.
- Which never happened. - which never happened, by the way,
Is that the final title or are you, uh...?
this is a gang bang on a pinball machine!
Yes!
so that the stitches don't get ripped out of my cervix.
You can have her.
I adore Jane McCabe.
Well, fine, you're welcome for whatever.
- I'll check on you later. - I'm pretty sure it's "shiska."
Oh, my God, I'm gonna get upset!
- Why don't I join you in that nightcap? - Uh, Gary?
- No. - They know that you 100% knew
- Special delivery! Advance copies. - Really?!
Goody!
- Thank you so much for coming. - Thank you!
you made the Hindenburg look like
AIDS, the Advancement of Global Democracy,
- Thank you! - Have fun.
for defamation, libel,
"From the moment I entered the the White House."
Okay, I'm gonna get you a bike helmet.
Babe, did you give up your inheritance for me?
Oh, my God, the lost leg. Ooh!
but the more I learned about those kids,
I've got a plane that's fully fueled always
Okay, they should not be allowed to call that stuff tea.
- What? - Nothing.