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I know, but in my mind, you have nothing to be ashamed of.
"The 'New York Post' says, 'Remainder City.'"
- Oh, money! - We're moving the wedding up.
'cause you don't want the sweat getting in your eyes
so she had reason to be somewhat alarmed.
because you were in charge of the book.
- Jonah! - Her name is Shawnee Tanz,
Because, girls, this is imported French linen.
and achievements of the Meyer presidency
A little word of advice, Congressman, don't wear the shorts.
What? What, Mike?
- Pregnant daughter. - from my pregnant daughter...
- AIDS in particular has had... - Wait, wait, hang on a second.
- not tonight, despite the title. - Okay.
- Did you make the book? - Just the dedication.
Otherwise, I'm gonna sue you.
Well, you know, in case...
I have to admit I was skeptical about it at first,
- That beautiful black and white stuff. - Before me.
God bless the media and their "fly hitting a windshield" attention span!
- Yes, it was. - No, that was a fluke.
I don't know.
Well, the history books are being rewritten,
Take that cum shot in all four eyes, Leon.
and that eyeball of hers is gonna pop out and shoot across the room.
or even a garbage bag, you know, in case she leaks.
Before you even ask, we have taken a break from sex,
black haw, and false unicorn root.
- Where to? - 53rd and 3rd, please.
- Oh, right there on the mark. - On the thing? Okay. Thank you.
I don't need a bike helmet!
These revelations will continue to come out in a steady drip, drip, drip...
wrapped around a pack of no-filter cigarettes.
and replacing him with his cousin, Ezra.
Good for you.
"A Woman First: First Woman."
Oh, really? Why are you picking me?
All right, Will, take the ball and tell 'em why.
- Did they put the garbage bags down? - I don't know.
- She has a penis? - I don't know.
I don't know if that's something that you're actually able to do.
We're very interested in discussing that.
Surrounded by Mike's poorly drawn doodles of legs.
- Okay. - If you change your mind before dinner,
This is the best day we've had since I started working for you.
the first woman to hold the office of the president.
- White working class voters. - Nobody!
I started to see that the problems are not just physical problems...
Come on, Shawnee, let's boogie.
I didn't see anything.
in the Selina Meyer Presidential Library.
written in crayon and mustard stains.