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when you're choking them out afterwards.
who says that she thinks that you chickened out
- Yeah, make it a double. - Atta girl.
- What time is "The Tonight Show"? - Call time is 3:30.
and you will treat her with respect.
Ma'am, Catherine's in an ambulance.
I just feel a little woozy, okay?
with unwanted girl children.
- Good night, ma'am. - What? I'm not on bed rest.
If we do this, though, one rule... no McLintock.
- Andrew. - What?
- to be able to see this in focus? - No, no!
I know how to spell my last name, Kent.
- About a month. - Hey, ma'am.
- Boom goes the dynamite. - You're fired.
I'm not coming, but order me some slippery shrimp just in case.
because they're important to the American people.
- Hello, Jonie. - Ugh, fuck. Hello, Uncle Jeff.
Childhood obesity. You sent me an email about it last month at 4:00 AM.
Goodbye, Jonah.
Okay, Amy, you have to call my lawyer right now,
Hey, Kent, free at last, free at last.
except in this case, the wave is made out of shit
Catherine, I can't repeat myself
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
I mean, Jane... I will always remember
um, is Tibet.
Can you stop blowing on my legs like that?
- We don't want to. - I don't give a fuck what you want!
Oh, my God, Amy, you are making that terrible, terrible news face.
Yo, you guys ready to drop that rock?
I thought we'd wait till we bought a house.
- We'll see... - We'll see you in the tomorrow.
Any decent lawyer would've told me to do that.
I did not exercise good judgment.
when you should be up by 20 points.
And you're doing the "Today" show one week from yesterday.
Broadway is your scene, Fringe Festival's in town.
Shut up!
comes the revelation that it was President Selina Meyer