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The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]

TV-PG ComedyRomance
 

After trying and not yet being able to conceive a child, Monica and Chandler decide to get tests done at a fertility clinic, where they run into Chandler's favorite ex, Janice. Rachel ...

#1
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.477
Put your face in the hole, lassie!
#2
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.182
Are you ready for your Scottish massage?
#3
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.355
Her mind is totally acrimonious.
#4
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.230
And they give me benefits, like medical and dental and a four-oh-wunk.
#5
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.196
lt means that my guys won't get off their Barcaloungers...
#6
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.131
-Through the glass doors. -Through the glass doors.
#7
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.065
You can do it in a Taco Bell parking lot...
#8
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.817
...those nerds would get laid!
#9
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.403
No, no. My mouth says the words, my brain is thinking ''monster trucks.''
#10
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.279
The Mets suck, okay?
#11
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.912
...and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do.
#12
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.676
-Good morning, Phoebe. -Good morning, receptionist.
#13
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.588
This was fun. But l've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to.
#14
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.288
...from playing crummy guitar.
#15
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.275
Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive.
#16
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.223
...nobody's gonna wanna watch that.
#17
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.856
...because you're such a high-maintenance tight-ass.
#18
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.753
Chandler.
#19
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.672
...and Joey's raw sexual magnetism...
#20
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.206
You know? And l just-- l don't want her to think l'm stupid.
#21
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.183
''Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy.''
#22
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.951
-Okay. -Have a seat through the glass doors.
#23
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.674
Look, if you don't know what the word ''acrimonious'' means, just don't use it.
#24
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.558
Why did you lie to me about working here?
#25
The One with the Fertility Test - Friends [S09E21]
Released: 2003-05-01, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.261
And in my defense, it was a Wendy's.