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The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show.

#1
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 36.776
I'm busting. Jerry, I'm busting.
#2
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 30.280
My father wears his sneakers in the pool. Sneakers.
#3
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 30.123
Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
#4
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.096
You bastard!
#5
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.606
"Avast ye, matey"? What the hell does that mean?
#6
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.479
My mother has never laughed.
#7
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.850
- George likes the bananas! - So let him have bananas on the side!
#8
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.826
I won a contest.
#9
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.714
But I don't wanna be a pirate.
#10
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.546
Here, I made some bologna sandwiches.
#11
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.029
Why don't you wanna take a civil-service test?
#12
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.728
Ray McKigney.
#13
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.868
I don't feel comfortable handing out bologna sandwiches in the building.
#14
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.432
What, are you crazy?
#15
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.311
You know, it's really not a bad-looking shirt.
#16
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.992
Aye, captain. Yeah.
#17
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.917
You're all puffed up.
#18
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.204
Bologna? Nobody eats bologna anymore.
#19
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.968
- No, you never said milky white. - I said milky white!
#20
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.614
My mother has never set foot in a natural body of water.
#21
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.499
Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee.
#22
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.449
George has become a hand model.
#23
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.188
Would you believe when I was 18 I had a silver-dollar collection?
#24
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.094
Hey, my parents are as crazy as your parents.
#25
The Puffy Shirt - Seinfeld [S05E02]
Released: 1993-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.983
- Yeah, it's a puffy shirt. - You look kind of like a pirate.