The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]

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The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
PG Comedy

Jerry gets a permanent discount at his local dry cleaners after returning a locket he found in a jacket pocket. His new girlfriend Meryl also claims the discount claiming to be Jerry's wife...

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17 Mar 1994
The Wife
Tom Cherones
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#1
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 22.962
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We don't allow any outside syrups...
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- Can we just drop the pee-pipes stuff? - Okay. - Can we just drop the pee-pipes stuff? - Okay. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 22.344
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- Can we just drop the pee-pipes stuff? - Okay.
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#3
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 20.905
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You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?
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#4
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 20.878
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If he was interested in me, he'd want my germs.
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- Did I say you were stupid? - Well, wouldn't I have to be? - Did I say you were stupid? - Well, wouldn't I have to be? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 20.827
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- Did I say you were stupid? - Well, wouldn't I have to be?
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- Good morning. - Good morning. - Good morning. - Good morning. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 20.016
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- Good morning. - Good morning.
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#7
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 19.323
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What do you say, if neither of us is married in 10 years...
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He'd just crave my germs. He'd just crave my germs. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 18.943
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He'd just crave my germs.
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#9
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 18.932
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You're Friends With The Urinator
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I look amazing in this leotard. I look amazing in this leotard. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 18.911
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I look amazing in this leotard.
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"My wife has an inner ear infection." "My wife has an inner ear infection." Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 18.845
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"My wife has an inner ear infection."
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- Jerry. - Uncle Leo. - Jerry. - Uncle Leo. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 18.684
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- Jerry. - Uncle Leo.
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...to not wipe down a machine after using it? ...to not wipe down a machine after using it? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 17.633
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...to not wipe down a machine after using it?
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I see a damn fool. I see a damn fool. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 16.924
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I see a damn fool.
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#15
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 16.619
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What about the open-lip kiss?
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Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 16.487
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#17
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 15.802
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Well, whoopee-woo.
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#18
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 15.718
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What do you want me to do?
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Because he doesn't pay any attention to me, and he ignores me. Because he doesn't pay any attention to me, and he ignores me. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 15.562
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Because he doesn't pay any attention to me, and he ignores me.
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#20
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 15.252
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I just thought I'd drop off a few things.
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#21
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 14.873
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You think about each other. You care about each other.
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- Do you? - I take baths. - Do you? - I take baths. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 14.814
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- Do you? - I take baths.
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#23
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 14.651
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We'll always have pancakes.
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#24
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 14.193
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Why didn't you tell us?
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#25
Released 1994-03-17, Rated PG
Score 13.353
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When he was younger, he had a beautiful penmanship.
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