A Jailbird, Invalid, Martyr, Cutter, Retard, and Parasitic Twin - Shameless [S04E07]

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A Jailbird, Invalid, Martyr, Cutter, Retard, and Parasitic Twin - Shameless [S04E07]
TV-MA ComedyDrama

Fiona goes on trial for her felony charge. An angry Lip tries to keep the family from falling apart. Sammy uses extreme methods to soothe Frank's pain. V and Kevin get big news.

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23 Feb 2014
A Jailbird, Invalid, Martyr, Cutter, Retard, and Parasitic Twin
Gary B. Goldman
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#1
Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 26.103
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 24.353
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 24.129
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.275
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.882
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.827
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.017
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#14
Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.973
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.043
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.851
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Released 2014-02-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.767
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