The Great Recession - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S05E03]

If you're looking for a better steak in an arcade setting, you are shit out of luck.

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah! No, we won't. You can though.

Crab meat! Crab meat! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Frankly, I'm a little embarrassed that you would ask. Yeah, it's a little gauche.

Don't try to stop me. Oh, my God.

These dudes are all chaff. Right? Yeah- Well, no. We're all wheat.

they'll come back in and they'll have to buy more Paddy's Dollars.

You know, you and me palling around, getting nuts,

Well, who wants to be- Okay, I'll be chaff, you be wheat.

They're what's called "new poor." We're old poor.

When you come to Dave & Buster's you spend your real money,

- Tie a chair to me. - Times are tough, huh?

You gotta separate the wheat from the chaff somehow. Yeah.

If anything, we should be talking about bonuses. Let's talk bonuses. Good idea.

Why would you want to be wheat? Why would you ever want to be chaff?

let people know we got iced delicious Coors in the bar, you know,

No, you son of a bitch. We're way past that at this point.

Lots of things make sense. Slashing someone's tires so that they leave makes no sense.

to invest in a door-to-door knife and vacuum-selling business?

Well, what am I supposed to do? Not my problemo.

That’s what’s called “new poor.” We’re “old poor.”

- Crab meat! - Crab meat!

Full-blown shantytown. We're screwed.

I don't understand how the U.S. economy works, much less some sort of a self-sustaining one.