Eek, a Penis! - South Park [S12E05]

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Eek, a Penis! - South Park [S12E05]
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Cartman is commended for his excellent substitute teaching, so he his brought to the inner city to help the high schoolers. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison wants to be Mr. Garrison again.

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09 Apr 2008
Eek, a Penis!
Trey Parker
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.666
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.428
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.275
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.685
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.853
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.800
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.695
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.501
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.160
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.024
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.958
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.850
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
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Score 17.545
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.105
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.066
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Released 2008-04-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.769
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